My Friend G

About My Friend

I have a friend (at least, he TELLS me he’s my friend) who seems to be a good guy.  He’s always saying nice things to me, and promises me lots of good stuff, all completely FREE of charge!  Well, when I say “free”, he does actually take money from me every week, but hey, he’s a nice guy and does give me things, which I suppose kind of makes up for his stealing.

Nice Guy

When I say he’s a nice guy, some people might disagree with me, and that’s because he’s always borrowing money from lots of his other friends, but he only does that so that he can give ME stuff, so perhaps I can forgive this borrowing that he does so much.

Paying Back His Debts

He’s not great at repaying his debts though, and it took me while to figure out why he was like this.

You see, while he is a nice guy, he doesn’t actually make any money himself, but I think that’s just because he’s always doing things for me, so he doesn’t really have the time to make any of his own money.  I suppose I should just forgive him though, seeing as how he looks after me so well.

Money

When I say he doesn’t make any of his own money, that’s not strictly true, because when people won’t lend him any more money, or when there aren’t any more people to take money from without their permission, he prints some.  Some people would call that counterfeiting, but I don’t, because he’s always so good to me.

Printing More Money

Just recently he’s actually been printing a LOT more, but that’s just because he owes SOOOO many other people money that  have worked hard for, but he figures that if he can’t just print enough money, they’ll start lending him money again.

You see, he KNOWS that he should pay back his debts, and he KNOWS  that he can’t keep doing this, but he’s been getting away with it for so long now, that I think he doesn’t realize what the heck he’s doing.

But I say, so long as he has MY best interests at heart, I ‘m going to continue to let him steal from me each week and I’m not going to tell anybody else about his borrowing and money printing.